Terms of Use

Contents of this Website
This website is clearly operated in the name of Edition Café de Nuit. By entering this website, you automatically agree to the terms set forth in these Terms of Use. Your use of this web site is "as is", meaning that Edition Café de Nuit assumes no warranties, express or implied, that the material contained or referred to on this website is always current, error-free or all around wonderful. In fact, you may find it miserable, and yet there is nothing anyone is going to do about it. In other words, Edition Café de Nuit shall not be held liable in any way for any direct, indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages and expenses whatsoever (including without limitation, health problems, lost profits, and lost data) that may be in any way connected with the use of the edition-cafe-de-nuit.com site, or for any information, products or services obtained through this website.
We’ll not mince word with you. Next to nothing on this underdog website is to be taken at face value, and except for the prices, nothing is binding. It is in this sense that we at Edition Café de Nuit reserve the right to change any of these terms in the future as we may see fit, to make cuts or amendment, to doll the website up or to reseed it with lawn, or to throw in the towel altogether and discontinue operation of this whole shebang temporarily or altogether. So there.

Links to Other Websites
Edition Café de Nuit has provided links with other internet sites that are maintained by third parties, and may from time to time provide materials from such third party sites on this Web site. Edition Café de Nuit does not in any way control the material contained on or the services or products offered through such third party sites. These terms and conditions apply solely to the edition-café-de-nuit.com site. At the time we set

 

 

the links the other websites seemed like the very epitome of propriety and worthy vessels for their priceless information. Nonetheless, you should always review the terms and conditions of any site that you access through a link from this site (not that there are that many anyway), because we really have no idea to what kind of devilry other people are up to in our absence. It seems perfectly reasonable that the person running a website would be responsible for the harm done by its contents or use, and not the person referring to that harmful website by means of a stupid little link, don’t you think? So don’t mess with us.

Copyright Ownership
This site contains material that is owned by Edition Café de Nuit and/or the persons and animals it represents, including the odalisque logo, the underdog image and the image of Uncle Franklin. It goes without saying almost that thou shalt not copy, reproduce, or distribute any of the material on this website, be it in printed or electronic or some other new unheard-of form without first obtaining the explicit consent of Edition Café de Nuit. Provided that you retain an appropriate copyright and proprietary notice, you may download material for your personal, non-commercial use, or for publicity purposes. Actually, these are not difficult rules.

Privacy
There is really no opportunity on this website for you to disclose personal information, unless, of course, you do decide to one or the other book or to write us a note. Supposing it came to that, we would jealously guard your bits of private data like the soup bone buried in the floor of the dog kennel. No one would get to see it, no one would get to chew on it. Trust us in this. In turn, Edition Café de Nuit would appreciate it

if information revealed here (contact details, imprint, little secrets) were kept just between you and us and not be peddled to any third party. If anyone sends us spam, we shall sic the dogs on him (or our attorney). That person would never hear the end of it. Arrrrgh

Jurisdiction and Severability
This disclaimer and the contents discussed so elaborately are subject to the laws of the Federal Republic of Germany. The place of jurisdiction shall be Berlin, Germany. If any article of this agreement is considered unlawful, void or unenforceable, well, then that article needs to be severed from the disclaimer, while the remainder of the agreement remains in effect. It is sort of self-explanatory, or did you want to pick bones with us?

Adult Contents
This website as well as the publications it represents contain some adult material in the form of female nudity. It also contains at least one link to other websites showing such hellish material. German legislation governing the protection of minors mandates that persons under the age of 18 be discouraged from accessing this sort of content. As there is no way to monitor the legal age of visitors to this website, we encourage parents and guardians to get involved with their children's online usage and to be aware of the activities in which they are participating. And hey, this might be a good time to reveal to them that even women may occasionally find themselves out of the last shirt. Just to be on the safe side, we deny any responsibility for visits to this website by persons below the age of 18. We’re supposed to state this. No other reason.